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hate milk want beer ~ yellow
i mean it, mommie, stop it. i'm lactose intolerant and i need Budweiser not your breast, no matter how much daddy likes it!
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$14.95
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Cut the Crap ~ white
do i mean me or you, mommie? i get so much crap from you; do this, do that. but i get even, don't i? i crap in my pants and you have to clean me up. cut the crap!
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$14.95
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Dave Mustaine for President ~ yellow
Dave who, you say? mommie and dada aren't headbangers, are you? well, your little angel is and i say, "What do you mean I couldn't be President of the United States of America. It's a free country, right?" Right!
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$14.95
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cute and in charge ~ yellow
what makes you think you can tell moi what to do, mommie? not a chance. i am cute and i am in charge! don't you forget it.
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$14.95
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don't make me bite you ~ yellow
mommie, stop it. i mean it. if you don't, i'll bite you. i'll do it. i can feel my jaw clenching and i'm gnashing my gums. don't make me do it.
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$14.95
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don't make me bite you ~ infant
mommie, stop it. i mean it. if you don't, i'll bite you. i'll do it. i can feel my jaw clenching and i'm gnashing my gums. don't make me do it.
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$14.95
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I'm not staring at you. I'm just examining my prey.
you will want me. it's only a matter of time. i'll circle you and entice you until you willingly surrender to my charms.
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$28.95
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Just waiting for the purple bunny to stop singing.
one little, two little, three little pills. four little, five little ....
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$22.95
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I think therefore I'm single.
do I really look stupid enough to you to get married and give someone else the end of my leash?
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$24.95
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I need a VACATION!
aaaagggghhh! if my alarm clock goes off one more time, just to send me to my soul-shriveling slave-wage job, i'm gonna crack!
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$22.95
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don't make me bite you ~ black
mommie, stop it. i mean it. if you don't, i'll bite you. i'll do it. i can feel my jaw clenching and i'm gnashing my gums. don't make me do it.
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$14.95
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I'm not staring at you. I'm just examining my prey.
you will want me. it's only a matter of time. i'll circle you and entice you until you willingly surrender to my charms.
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$28.95
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don't make me bite you
keep up your yapping and i'll do it. seriously. i can feel my jaw clenching and my teeth grinding ... don't make me do it.
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$19.95
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You call me a cocksucker like it's a bad thing.
you got me. I like dick. and that's a problem for who, exactly?
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$19.95
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You call me a cocksucker like it's a bad thing.
you got me. I like dick. and that's a problem for who, exactly?
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$19.95
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I think therefore I'm single.
do I really look stupid enough to you to get married and give someone else the end of my leash?
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$24.95
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Teachers are weapons of mass instruction.
If you educate the masses, you'd have a real revolution on your hands. Unleash the teachers! And pay them far better than we do now. :-)
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$19.95
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Just waiting for the purple bunny to stop singing.
one little, two little, three little pills. four little, five little ....
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$22.95
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I need a VACATION!
aaaagggghhh! if my alarm clock goes off one more time, just to send me to my soul-shriveling slave-wage job, i'm gonna crack!
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$22.95
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Naughty is Nice
and not just at Christmas either! all year round, naughty's the bomb.
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$19.95
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